Extreme Male Beauty

TV show - TV One, 9:30pm Wednesday nights

Review by Elena

Noted the TV show’s title in the TV guide around dinner time, and a decision was made to watch it. Duly switched the channel over from Wife Swap, and was greeted by the show’s presenter/protagonist whipping his willy out, along with four other men, standing in front of circular holes in walls, whilst a group of women on the other side judged their relatively different penises. It wasn’t what I had in the least expected from the show’s title, but we continued to watch. A lot of gratuitous penis-shots, including ‘jelqing’, done classily using a sillohuette shot of him stretching said penis, which he allegedly did up to 200 times a day. To monitor penis growth throughout the shows duration, the presenter took a novelty cast of his penis, using a kit to make it into a vibrator for his wife in the form of his own penis. Our token male audience member was most disturbed by the cosmetic filler injections into the shaft of a man’s penis, with the rest of us being more disturbed by laser eye surgery, in an un-penis related aspect of the show. The presenter’s general conclusion seemed to be that his penis had been enlarged, and demonstrated this to his wife by waving said cast in her face. When she refused to even touch it, or agree to his happy self proclamation of it’s growth, he told her, rather fittingly, that she’d “have to find out the hard way”.